Happy Birthday Tony !
(and welcome aboard on Skype too !)
Tony, I've always appreciated your 'dry sense of humor' here,
so in honor of that, here are 10 birthday messages:
1. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
2. Life is a moderately good play with a badly written act.
3. Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.
4. Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
5. We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
6. The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
7. Be kind to your kids, they'll be choosing your nursing home.
8. I'm at an age where my back goes out more than I do.
9. Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
10. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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