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#359001 - 01/19/13 07:28 AM R U charging ur Groupies for sack time?
Rfinnshw Online   elvis
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Registered: 03/06/08
Posts: 146
Loc: Vero Beach, Florida
Fellow musician amigos,

¿Are you charging your Groupies for "sack time" a la this Lawyer with his Clients?

Lawyer charges Client for sex time!

dance2
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#359176 - 01/21/13 10:59 AM Re: R U charging ur Groupies for sack time? [Re: Rfinnshw]
captain Russ Offline
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Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 7306
Loc: Lexington, Ky, USA
I didn't have sex, but really feel that I got screwed!

Two years ago, I hired an ex IRS agent/lawyer (for $350.00 an hour) to clean up problems with a family revocable living trust.

He wanted the first meeting to be at a local restaurant. I bought lunch.

Two weeks later, I got a bill for over $400.00 for that "meeting".

We're in the wrong business, people!


R.

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#359178 - 01/21/13 12:17 PM Re: R U charging ur Groupies for sack time? [Re: captain Russ]
Rfinnshw Online   elvis
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Registered: 03/06/08
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Loc: Vero Beach, Florida
Captain Russ,

What a story! re: the lawyer and the $400 lunch meeting!

Ron sick
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#359229 - 01/22/13 04:46 AM Re: R U charging ur Groupies for sack time? [Re: captain Russ]
Nigel Offline
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Registered: 06/01/98
Posts: 6484
Loc: Ventura CA USA
Originally Posted By: captain Russ
I didn't have sex, but really feel that I got screwed!

Two years ago, I hired an ex IRS agent/lawyer (for $350.00 an hour) to clean up problems with a family revocable living trust.

He wanted the first meeting to be at a local restaurant. I bought lunch.

Two weeks later, I got a bill for over $400.00 for that "meeting".

We're in the wrong business, people!


R.


My band has recently added the Eagles song "Get Over It" to the set. I just love the line in that "The more I think about it, Old Billy was right
Let's kill all the lawyers, kill 'em tonight" of course referring to the quote by William Shakespeare "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers". How right he was all those years ago ... I guess nothing has changed.

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#359507 - 01/25/13 09:59 AM Re: R U charging ur Groupies for sack time? [Re: Nigel]
captain Russ Offline
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Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 7306
Loc: Lexington, Ky, USA
How about this, guys! A friend/lawyer(I know that's a contradiction of terms) did a deed for me on a rehab project. He screwed up. That meant I couldn't sell the property until it was fixed.

4 years later, I had to hire someone else to fix the problem. With interest on the project, depreciation of the property (bought and rehabbed just months before the 2008 real estate collapse) legal fees for 2 property specialists/lawyers, property taxes and insurance, etc. I'm on the hook for over $77,000 over the original $100,000.00 investment in purchase and rehab costs. Legal fees for the correction of the deed were $31,000.00. The original fee from the guy who screwed up was $450.00.


But it gets worse. I got a judgement of negligent representation against him, and found out that, in spite of the requirement, the guy did not have errors and admissions insurance which would have helped pay the cost of his error (He'll probably lose his license over this). And, when he checked with the bank to get a loan to pay damages, they wanted proof of income. As a lawyer, he had to submit his personal income tax file for the last three years.

Guess what? He hasn't filed taxes for 12 YEARS!

Word to the wise. If you buy property and need a deed prepared, go to a guy who DOES LOTS OF DEEDS!

The good news is, he has about $3 million in real property assets (inherited farm and warehouse).

I've attached a lien on everything he owns. At least my kids will get something out of the mess when the jerk dies!

Russ

Incidentally, the screw up was missing a 1981 exchange between the then owner of my property and a neighbor
of a strip about 12 inches wide by 6 feet at the property line. The exchange was made to straighten out the property line. My "guy" was the 5th lawyer in a row who missed that transaction when preparing the deeds. Like lemmings, they just kept copying the previous deed without verification of the platt book.


Edited by captain Russ (01/25/13 10:04 AM)

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