ThanksGary that is very helpful knowledge.

Blessings,
Don

Don, it sounds great to me, as usual!

You sure you want to hear my version?

Sometimes I do it this way:

Rip the buttons from my shirt.
Tear it off and throw it down.
I don't want to sleep alone,
And you're the only one around.

Come and lay down on your back,
While we make it through the night.
Then roll over on your face,
So I won't see it in the light!

I don't care if you're old and fat,
And have ratty, stringy hair.
I'll be gone tomorrow morning,
And tonight I'm too dang drunk to care!

Yesterday is up and gone,
And tomorrow I will be too.
And yes it's sad to be alone,
BUT IT'S BETTER THAN WAKING UP WITH YOU!

I'll bet you thought it was going to be nasty didn't you?
Just be sure there are no old fat women with ratty stringy hair in the audience when you do it.

Gary

Don,

Years ago I used to get crazy like that but not any more. Even so it did make me laugh. It also made me sad for all the fat ratty haired women who can't get no SATISFACTION.

Thanks for listening,
Don

Hey, fat, ratty-haired women and dirty old men need love, too!

Gary

Here's the Burning Bridges I know. Excuse the crackly voice and mistakes. I must have been sober the night I recorded this.
https://app.box.com/s/bggmiphwkmafgq4inqu4wihz9wjdehjw

Wow! I must really be old, I remember almost every word of that song, Don.

Gary