Ok, this might be an old one, but I laughed.

Three Italian nuns die and go toheaven............
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says,
"Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is
granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you
wish to be.
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia
Loren;" and *poof * she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna
and *poof * she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he
asked.
"Sara Pipalini;" replies the
nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry,
but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her
habit and hands it to St. Peter.
St. Peter reads the paper and starts
laughing. He hands it back to her and says.
"No sister, the paper says it was the '
Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6
months."

If you laugh, you are going straight to
hell!

Allan

good one