​Is this what it is all coming to??????????​

This is a good read
"Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."

"Names?", said the clerk.

"Tim and Jim Jones."

"Jones?? Are you related?? I see a resemblance."

"Yes, we're brothers."

"Brothers?? You can't get married."

"Why not?? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?"

"Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's incest!"

"Incest?" No, we are not gay."

"Not gay?? Then why do you want to get married?"

"For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other. Besides, we don't have any other prospects."

"But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've claim they'd been denied equal protection under the law. If you are not gay, you can get married to a woman."

"Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I have. But just because I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a woman. I want to marry Jim."

"And I want to marry Tim, Are you going to discriminate against us just because we are not gay?"

"All right, all right. I'll give you your license. Next."

"Hi. We are here to get married."

"Names?"

"John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and June Johnson."

"Who wants to marry whom?"

"We all want to marry each other."

"But there are four of you!"

"That's right. You see, we're all bisexual. I love Jane and Robert, Jane loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves June and me. All of us getting married together is the only way that we can express our sexual preferences in a marital relationship."

"But we've only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples."

"So you're discriminating against bisexuals!"

"No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that
it's just for couples."

"Since when are you standing on tradition?"

"Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere."

"Who says?? There's no logical reason to limit marriage to couples. The more the better. Besides, we demand our rights! The mayor says the constitution guarantees equal protection under the law. Give us a marriage license!"

"All right, all right. Next."

"Hello, I'd like a marriage license."

"In what names?"

"David Anderson."

"And the other man?"

"That's all. I want to marry myself."

"Marry yourself?? What do you mean?"

"Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to marry the two together. Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return."

"That does it!? I quit!!? You people are making a mockery of marriage!!"------------

...Don't laugh, it�s just a matter of time.

A man wants to marry a man, a woman wants to marry a woman. So what? Who's business is it but theirs and theirs alone!

I don't have a problem with gay marriages but I do have a problem with "heterosexual" guys raping little boys and little girls. I do have a problem with the Roman Catholic Church that is in denial and protects child molesters. And I do have a problem with those that talk about their god but at the same time act like they're god.

If hypocrisy were a religion it'd have the largest number of followers. On second thought, I guess it already is.

Taike, You obviously haven't a clue of income tax and joint returns etc. Ha ha. You missed the whole point and got yourself all out of joint. A guy has a split personality and wants to marry himself so that he can file a joint return and save money on his income tax. Stick to the keyboard forum, we don't understand each others cultures.

I'm sure Taike understood the joke, but just wanted to address the subtext behind your joke.

Is this a bar with bar philosophy and jokes or a church with politically correct worldly BS. Ha ha?

Certainly not a church here (and I don't think e.g. the Catholic church is particularly "politically correct" in some matters like this anyway). I like the part with the split personality, it's funny.

Brickboo, I don't pay taxes, how about that? As far as politically correctness goes, that's he purest of BS. Shit is shit is shit. Or would you rather step in "poop?" Anyway, what's your take on same-sex marriage? That would tell me a lot more about "your" culture.

You don't seem too familiar with the Bar otherwise you would've noticed that we don't merely post jokes or funny videos. Sticking to the keyboard forum? Are you nuts? One disagreement and you're told to take it to the Bar! But, hey, isn't the keyboard forum YOUR regular hangout? It certainly hasn't been mine for quite some time.

By the way, do you understand my culture?