Yeah, Chaplin sounds JUST LIKE Joplin .

Okay, that was the last shot......maybe.



chas

Everybody makes a mistake now and then. I've been married three times. Cha-BOOM!
You probably know my second ex-wife. If not, I'll send you her 800 number. Have credit card ready. Or you can get it off the wall in most truck stop rest rooms.
When we divorced I moved to another state to be sure she didn't try to come back.
I believe this has the makings of a great Blues song, or at least a Country song.
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P.S. You know what, I'm going to leave this post because it is sorta funny, but actually all my ex-wives were great and I get along with them still. Just in case they ever were to read this by accident. Sometimes things just don't work out.

Another typo. I think he meant Beer.

He meant to say "I spilled my beer".

Hmmm, also hearing impaired .

chas

Four old guys meet every morning at McDonald's for breakfast and coffee. One of them says "I'm sure having a hard time seeing these day, in fact nearly blind." Next guy says, "I know what you mean, and my hearing is shot all to pieces." Third guy says, "My hands shake so bad I can hardly stir my coffee." Fourth guys says, "I have no feeling in my feet these days." First guy says, "We should count our blessings, at least we an all still drive."

Don, there's a reason a lot of marriages don't work out.

Hey it's my post. South is fine! I don't like cold weather.

No more marriages. Next time i'll just find somebody I hate and buy them a house..