What I learned from this is that using a PSR-SX keyboard will cause the long-term loss of your brain's ability to write lyrics.

True.....Great point - but on the positive side.... this song won't cause anyone anywhere on earth to have to wonder what the lyrics are saying... ha ha…

It's like the professor who spent years developing his "Dog Bark Recognition Translator"... when his translator was finally completed and he turned it on, dogs were barking all around him. He trembled as he watched the screen display that they were all saying "Hey" "Hey Hey" and "Hey?"