I'll play...
I'm gettin' married in the mornin'
Blokes seem to do it all the time
Rich men, and poor men
Big shots, and doormen
Do it just to stop the whine!
I've got to snag a little honey
Someone who want's to share me life
Won't go out drinkin'
Likes how I'm thinkin'
That's the one I'll call my wife!
It won't be lonely with her at home
We'll talk at dinner ... IF THERE IS A PHONE!
Oh I'm gettin' married in the mornin'
Seems like the nat'chral thing to do
Sell all my keyboards,
Stop playing jazz chords
and stay at home with YOU KNOW WHO!