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#79540 - 02/03/05 10:00 PM Jocularities, jocularities .......
Uncle Dave Offline
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....So, A dog walks into a bar in the old West and says " I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot my PAW! "

Sorry guys - it's late, and Maureen is Sooooo far away and asleep. Sigh .... what do I do NOW ?>?
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#79541 - 02/03/05 10:01 PM Re: Jocularities, jocularities .......
Uncle Dave Offline
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So.....this dyslexic dude walks into BRA ......
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#79542 - 02/03/05 10:04 PM Re: Jocularities, jocularities .......
Uncle Dave Offline
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A priest, a Rabbi and a minister walk into this bar and Nigel says:

"What is this - a jokE?
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YAWN ....... anybody up? sigh .........

(drops $$ in jukebox)
"Clink!"
whirrrrrr........ (plays sound)
"I'm just a lonely boy ... lonely and blue ...(girls sing) Whoo Oooo, Whoo Oooo..."
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#79543 - 02/03/05 11:09 PM Re: Jocularities, jocularities .......
DonM Offline
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I'm up with you Dave! Unwinding after the job, and listening to the evening's recording of the SD1.
DonM
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#79544 - 02/04/05 03:58 AM Re: Jocularities, jocularities .......
renig Offline
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And how about the dyslexic agnostic who wonders if there really is a DOG?

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#79545 - 02/04/05 06:25 AM Re: Jocularities, jocularities .......
Tom Cavanaugh Offline
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You heard about the group DAM? Mothers Against Dyslexia.
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#79546 - 02/04/05 07:05 AM Re: Jocularities, jocularities .......
tony mads usa Offline
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Off the dyslexic track, but ...
This old man is sitting in a mall when a young kid comes and sits opposite him ... The kid has spiked hair of all colors ... red, green, purple, orange, pink, etc. ... The old man stares at him ... every time the kid looks over the old man is staring ... finally the kid says ... hey, old man, didn't you ever do anything crazy in your life? ... The old man continues to look and says "I got drunk once and had sex with a peacock ... I was just wondering if you were my kid!!!" .....
t.
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#79547 - 02/04/05 09:18 AM Re: Jocularities, jocularities .......
captain Russ Online   content
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The differnce between an old couple and a young couple? The old couple keeps trying to pull each others pants UP!

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#79548 - 02/04/05 12:14 PM Re: Jocularities, jocularities .......
KN_Fan Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by Uncle Dave:
....So, A dog walks into a bar in the old West and says " I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot my PAW! "

Sorry guys - it's late, and Maureen is Sooooo far away and asleep. Sigh .... what do I do NOW ?>?



Late? UD- you posted only at 9:00PM!! That is still early!!

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#79549 - 02/04/05 12:21 PM Re: Jocularities, jocularities .......
shboom Offline
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Dyslexics of the world....UNTIE !
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#79550 - 02/04/05 01:07 PM Re: Jocularities, jocularities .......
Uncle Dave Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by KN_Fan:

Late? UD- you posted only at 9:00PM!!



Midnite in the land of the Superbowl champs !!!
( no one can argue THAT one ! )
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