Off the dyslexic track, but ...
This old man is sitting in a mall when a young kid comes and sits opposite him ... The kid has spiked hair of all colors ... red, green, purple, orange, pink, etc. ... The old man stares at him ... every time the kid looks over the old man is staring ... finally the kid says ... hey, old man, didn't you ever do anything crazy in your life? ... The old man continues to look and says "I got drunk once and had sex with a peacock ... I was just wondering if you were my kid!!!" .....
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