50th Wedding Anniversary...Italian Style

At the church's husband's marriage seminar, the Priest asked Luigi, on his
upcoming 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some
insight into how he managed to stay married to the same woman all these
years.

Luigi replied to the audience "Well, I'v-a tried to treat-a her well,
spend-a the money on her, but-a, da best-a is-a dat I took her to Italy for
the 20th anniversary!

The Priest immediately commented, "Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration to
all the husbands here! Please tell the audience what you are planning for
your wife for your 50th anniversary..."

Luigi proudly replied, "I'm-a gonna go and-a get her ."

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I can hear some of my old Italian relatives rolling over for that one.
thanks I enjoyed it.

..... back atcha......

Italian Boy's Confession

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It has been a week since my last Confession, here is my sin: I have been with a loose girl."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Volpe?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"4 months vacation and five good leads."

t.

ha ha, good one Tony,
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