A guy comes home at 4 in the morning, completely plastered, reeking of whisky.
Of course, the wife is not amused, and asks where he's been.
"Honey", replies the man, "there is a new bar called the Golden Saloon, where everything is made of gold: There are huge golden doors, the floor is gold, even the urinals are gold".
The wife doesn't believe him, but next day finds out that a bar of the same name acually exists and calls the barman...
"Golden Saloon, yes please",
"Hi, my husband sad he ws there last night but I don't believe him... are the bar's doors made of gold?"
"Of course" says the barman.
"and the floor? is it also made of gold?"
"yep" replies the barman.
"What about the urinals, are they made of gold too?"
...and then the barman shouts to someone across the bar: "Hey Bob, I think I found out who pissed in your saxophone last night"