Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning and when I confront him he denies everything. What's worse
everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, sincehe lost
his job over three years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he
does is buy cigars and cruise around and shoot the breeze with his pals,
while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to
college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I am a lesbian.
What should I do?
Signed, Clueless

Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him! For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore.
You're a United States Senator from New York. Act like it!

Dear Abby,

I have been married just 2 weeks and I am living in HELL!! I did not realise that I married a sex maniac.

He wants sex in the morn, he wants it in the afternoon, and he wants it at night. 3 times day.

He wants it when I am sleeping, cleaning the house, doing the laundry, even gardening!! please help!!!

Signed-desperate


P.S. Please excuse the jerky handwriting!!

Tom: YOu actually had me going there for a minute.

Jerry: ROTFLMAO