Two hillbillies Don and Ed walk into a Synth bar. While having a shot of whiskey,
they talk about their upcoming Gig at a local moonshine operation aniversary party. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby
table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes
apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and
says, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no."Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn
blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up
the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt
cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent
spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe
again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, "Ya know,
I'd heerd of that thar "Hind Lick
Maneuver", but I ain't never seen nobody do it!"........... ....

Note: The Bar patrons in this story are ficticious and do not imply or suggest any real person. /or/ persons, living or deceased..........Pose.......

maybe the bartenders name was tony he he ,and the drinks were moonshine and kickapoo juice,mike

note, of course the names are ficticious, just coincidences

[This message has been edited by nardoni2002 (edited 11-06-2005).]

[This message has been edited by nardoni2002 (edited 11-06-2005).]

Well, I sometimes saw this "maneuver" but it looked a little bit different to that what the hillbilly did, I'm afraid...

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