A chap sitting at a bar at an Airport noticed a really beaitiful girl sitting next to him.
He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an air hostess. I wonder what airline she works for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta Airlines slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself: "Dash, she doesn't work for Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again: "Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."
The next time the woman turned to him and said: "What the **** do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said: "Ahhhhh, Easyjet."
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