A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and said, "I'd
like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
"Look around." said the sales lady, as she showed a sea of bras in
every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually," she
commented, "even with all of this variety, there are really only
four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The sales lady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army,
the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you
prefer?", the clerk asked.
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between
them.
The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic
type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen.
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright. The Baptist
makes mountains out of mole hills."
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