There is more money being spent on breast
implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.


This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections who have absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Have to start inserting mammory chips, I mean memory chips into those components.

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What's an errection? Perkey whats?

Gettin' old ain't fer whimps,

Gary

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Travlin' Easy

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