After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security, the woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to
verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later."
the woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough
for me" and she processed my Social Security application.


When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."

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Very Good Tony.....
Could you also be charged with "Assault with a Dead Weapon???"

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...shboom

Only if you use "Blanks"....hehehe
Tony Rome

Oh no! Now my chest is bursting!!!

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Greetings from Frankfurt (Germany),
Sheriff ;-)