Subject: Retirement Planning for OMB Performers

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one Year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the Original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

With Lucent, you would have $3.50 left of the original $1000.00

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

Cheers,

Gary

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Travlin' Easy

Buying that much beer, I might have ventured a few shekels into Pepto Bismol and Tylenol as well.