This was pretty funny.
MasterCard Wedding
You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding
that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and
even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a large wedding with about 300
guests...
At the reception after the wedding, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances,
to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the
bride's and his family, and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a
lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta
here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends.........$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride and
the best man having sex..........Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD.
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