What is the difference between a Guitarist
and a large pizza......

are you ready??????

the pizza can feed a family of 4.....

A guitarist can keep the money for himself. No need for an expensive woman or some nasty children. My wife is a Gibson Les Paul - she never disagrees, she has a beautiful body and she has the nicest voice I've ever heard...

Oh, and by the way, the pizza only lasts for me alone!!! I'm very very hungry the most time...

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Greetings from Frankfurt (Germany),
Sheriff ;-)

[This message has been edited by Sheriff (edited 08-28-2005).]

You know how to get a guitarist to stop playing so much? Put some music in front of him.

I wasn't the one who has crashed the "B" key...

http://www.guitarsite.com/jokes.htm
..Enjoy

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...shboom

A bass player from Benton LA goes to the drugstore. He asks the clerk for some tampons. The clerk says "are these for your wife?" "No" says the bass player they are for me. The clerk asks "why do YOU want tampons?"

Because says the bass player "on TV they say if I have these I can ride horses, go swimming, and play tennis."