The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love
to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a
disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful
wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right
away!"

And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell
you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to
me!"

And the husband began -"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and
this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and
defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that
she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she
hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and
warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't
eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.

The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up I
suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were
dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I
gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use
because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was
your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good
taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you
don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at
the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair 'the
same'." The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful
for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to
me with tears in her eyes and said,

"Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"

Good one!

Glenn