ACCORDIONS CAUGHT IN CROSSFIRE

Immigrant Parisian youths ,enraged by lack of job opportunities and a growing shortage of flammable cars , tonight turned their wrath on another hated symbol of French cultural oppression - The Accordion .

"You trying listening to that shit 16 hours a day ," explained !Tariq! a masked teenage activist holding aloft the smouldering carcass of a charred Musette accordion .

Fearing a spread of musical violence to Britain , Edinburgh Lord Mayor Gordon MacInnes warned local scots against leaving their bagpipes unattended in certain neighborhoods .

Regards to you all and no offence mean't to anyone .

Giovanni (Norwich UK)

PS similar warnings are being sent to all arranger keyboard players !!!!!!!
Regardless of Brand name !!!