Registered: 12/06/99
Posts: 2133
Loc: Muskegon, MI
Hans's neighbor Friedrich had a boy, Friedrich Junior, who came home one day and asked, "Papa, I have da biggest feet in da third grade. Is dat becoss I'm Dutch?" "No," said Friedrich, "It's because you're NINETEEN."
I only knew the longer (and more naughty) version, like the kid comes back and says "why was i the only one who answered the teacher's questions dad" "because you are smart" This goes on for 2-3 times and then goes like "Dad, today at school each boy showed his wiener the the others and mine was triple the length", then comes the classic answer
Registered: 12/06/99
Posts: 2133
Loc: Muskegon, MI
Roel,
Who is ter may?
Here in Dutch western Michigan the names are Cornielius and Fredrick and Johannas. I just copied the joke from elsewhere. We have a Zeeland also. I live 25 miles north of Zeeland Michigan.