1) What does the average Michigan State player get on his SATs?

.........Drool.

(2) What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room?

..........A full set of teeth.

(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?

.........Grease her hips and push.

(4) How do you get a Ohio State graduate off your porch?

..........Pay him for the pizza.

(5) How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?

.........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.

(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?

.....Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

(7) What are the longest three years of a Miami (Fla) football player's life?

..........His freshman year.

(8) How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

..........None. That's a sophomore course.

(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?

......... Durham, North Carolina . He knew that the police would never
look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy winner.

AND FINALLY

(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?

.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and
picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

Hey Tom...I hope you don't mind, I borrowed
this from you and used it...hope you don't mind......funny stuff.....
Tony Rome

I resent #4... hey Tom, the Ohio State - Michigan game is being replayed wednesday nite on ESPN

Glenn

Tony,

Feel free! It wasn't mine anyway. My son sent it to me. Even if it were mine I wouldn't care.

Glenn, I don't need to see it again. I was there to see it in person. Ohio State scored the winning touchdown right in front of me. It was a good game. It wasn't Michigan's year. It is easy to get excited about Michigan when your other choice is the Detroit Lions.

Tom