Subject: FW: Robin Williams' Plan
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> You gotta love Robin Williams......
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> Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
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> Williams to come up with the perfect
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> plan. What we need now is for our
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> UN Ambassador to stand up and
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> repeat this message.
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> Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
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> argue with this logic!)
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> "I see a lot of people yelling for peace
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> but I have not heard of a plan for
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> peace. So, here's one plan."
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> 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
> affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
> Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we
> will never "interfere" again.
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> 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
> Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't
> want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
> sneaking through holes in the fence.
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> 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
> leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
> will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where
> they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
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> 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
> unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be
> allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
> here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
> cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
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> 5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
> they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
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> 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
> This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will
> require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
> caribou will have to cope for a while.
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> 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
> their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
> somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
> filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
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> 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
> not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
> cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them are
> stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little,
> if anything.
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> 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
> need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
> make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
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> 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
> can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
> ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
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> "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor,
> your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball
> bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
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> If you agree with the above forward it to friends...If not, (and I would
> be amazed) DELETE it!!
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