A little boy and a little girl attended the
> same school and became
> > friends. Every day they would sit together to
> eat their lunch. They
> > discovered that they both brought chicken
> sandwiches every day!
> > This went on all through the fourth and fifth
> grades, until one day he
> > noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken
> sandwich. He said, "Hey,
> > how
> > come you're not eating chicken, don't you like
> it anymore?"
> > She said "I love it but I have to stop eating
> it."
> > "Why?" she asked. She pointed to her lap and
> said "Cause I'm starting
> > to
> > grow little feathers down there!" "Let me see"
> he said. "Okay" and she
> > pulled up her skirt. He looked and said,
> "That's right. You are!
> > Better
> > not eat any more chicken." He kept eating his
> chicken sandwiches until
> > one day he brought peanut butter He said to
> the little girl, "I have
> > to
> > stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting
> to get feathers down
> > there
> > too!"
> > She asked if she could look, so he pulled down
> his pants for her. She
> > said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you!
> You've already got the neck
> > and the gizzards
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