A college class was told they had to write a story in as few words as possible. The instructions were that the story must contain the following 3 things: religion, sex, and mystery. This is the only A+ short story in the entire class:

"Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it."

I knew that the story also had to take place in the highest circle of society. So the student wrote:

"Oh my God!" - exclaimed the Baroness - "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it."