I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow
me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he
would
tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling
and
made funny noises
.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that
I
was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was
"CRAZY"
and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What are
you
doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb.

He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
couple
of days".

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And
where
do you think you're going?"

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"