Twelve Priests Tuesday, Jun 20 2006


Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The bishop was not sure they were ready for celibacy. So he suggested a final test.
He lined them up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest. As she danced in fron of him, his bell began to ring so loudly that if flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.

Embarrassed, he quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and bent over to pick it up.

That's when all the other bells started to ring.