A customer walks into a record shop and says, "Have you got 'I've got Bells that Jingle Jangle Jingle' on a ten inch?"
"No," says the salesman, "but I've got 'Two Balls that Dangle Dingle Dangle' on a twelve inch."
"Oh," says the customer, "is that a record?"
"Not really," replies the salesman, "but it's not bad for round here."

Oh my!