A guy from India enters a convenience store in the US
"How can I help you" says the owner
"Indian wants to buy some toilet paper"
"Well, says the owner, "here we have the "Feather" brand and it costs $1 per roll"
"No, the Indian has less money, get me cheaper toilet paper"
"Ok then" says the owner, "we have the "supersoft" brand and it costs 80 cents per roll"
"Nope" says the Indian, "too expensive, get me cheaper"
"Well" says the owner after thinking a while, "we have some "no name" unbranded toilet paper on offer, and it costs 20 cents a roll"
The indian agrees , and buys the roll.
Next day the Indian enters the store again, carrying half a toilet roll. His face is sad.
"How can I help you" says the owner as usual.
"I want to tell you that I have found a name for your "no name" toilet paper"
"Well, and what is the name"
"John Wayne"
"How's that?" the owner asks.
"Well, for 3 reasons" says the Indian, "This toilet paper is tough, it is rough, and it takes no shit from Indian"

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