Two women, who had been friends for years, decide one day to go for a "Girls
Night Out" and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the *****tails. Incredibly
drunk while walking home, they needed to use the bathroom urgently. They looked
around and found themselves very near to a graveyard and so one of them
suggested that they do their business behind a head stone or bush or something.
The first woman had nothing to dry herself with so she thought she'd take off
her panties, use them, and then threw them away. Her friend however, was wearing
a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers. She looked around
and was lucky to see some large ribbon from a wreath on one of the graves
nearby. So, she salvaged it and proceeded to dry herself with it.
The next day, the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and angrily
said, "This girl's night out thing has got to stop right now! My wife came home
last night without her panties!!!!"
That's nothing," replied the other husband, "Mine came home with a card stuck to
her ass that said, FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."
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