Registered: 06/25/99
Posts: 16735
Loc: Benton, LA, USA
Boudreaux was working at the fish plant in Gonzales, LA when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers. He went to the emergency room in Lockport. The doctor looked at Boudreaux and said "Let's have da fingers and I'll see what I can do." Boudreaux say, "I don't got da fingers." What do you mean, you don't got da fingers? It's 2005. We got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring da fingers?" Boudreaux says, .................. Are you ready for this???????????? ................ Are you sure??????????????? ................. Remember this is a Cajun. ...... ok....ok....ok.... ................. Here it is.....
Registered: 02/04/01
Posts: 2071
Loc: Fruita, Colorado, USA
One of the funniest cartoons I ever saw was: This cowboy looking real scared with his hat in hand and the hair standing straight up on his head. There's a woman standing across from him over a horse laying on the ground with her gun pointed at him. He says, " OK Miss you can have your deer, just let me get my saddle off of him!
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I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody!! Ha ha! My Sister-In-Law had this tee shirt. She was a riot!!!
Registered: 12/06/99
Posts: 2133
Loc: Muskegon, MI
How about the Cajun who accidently shot his buddy while deer hunting? He put him in the car and took him to the doctor. The doctor tells him "Your friend probably would have made it if you hadn't gutted him out".
Registered: 06/25/99
Posts: 16735
Loc: Benton, LA, USA
Then there was the guy who was hunting with a friend and accidently shot him. He had his cell phone with him, and phoned 911. He said "I've accidently killed my friend, what should I do?" The operator said "First be certain he is not still alive." The guy said "just a minute". The operator heard two shots ring out and the guy came back on line and said, "Yes, I'm certain."