I heard this blonde joke overt he weekend... not bad...

In LA, a blonde gets pulled over by a blonde cop for speeding. The cop asks for the driver's lisence. So the blonde driver pulls out a library card and shows that. The cop says... this is your library card I want you lisence. So the blonde driver fumbles around in her pocket-book again and pulls out a credit card, smiles and hands that over. The blonde cop, getting a bit frustrated now, say, ma'am, this is your credit card, I need your drivers lisence. So the blonde driver dives back into her Louie, and come up with a make-up mirror and hands that to the cop... Then the blonde cops holds it and and says... Oh I'm sorry Officer I didn't realize you were a cop too. Have a nice day.

LMAO

A brunette goes to the doctor and she says, "Doctor, there is something seriosuly wrong with me. I am in pain all over. When I touch my arm, it hurts. When I touch my head it hirts. When I touch my stomach it hurts. It doesn't matter where I touch, my leg, my foot, my hip, my shoulder. Wherever I touch myself it hurts." The doctor examined the roots of her hair and said, "Just as I thought. You dye your hair. You're actually a blonde, aren't you?" The woman, impressed but curious, said, "Why yes, I am a blonde. But how did you know to check the roots of my hair?" "Because," the doctor said, "your finger is broken."