Three friends are having a drink in a bar and after a few too many their tongues start to get loose.

1st guy: I think my wife is having an affair with the carpenter who's building her kitchen cabinets. Man, the things you do for your wife and that's the thanks you get.

2nd guy: Oh no! Poor you! But how can you be sure?

1st guy: Well, I get home from work, make my way to the bedroom, look for my slippers and guess what...notice wood curls underneath the bed.

2nd guy: Okay! I might as well tell you guys about my cheating wife then. She's definitely having an affair with the plumber.

1st guy: The plumber? You've got to be kidding! How did you find out?

2nd guy: Pretty much like you did...only that I found bolts and screws underneath the bed.

3rd guy: Okay! Okay! Since you guys are so honest I might as well spill the beans myself. You won't believe this but..uh...well, .. oh man...how to say this...my wife is having an affair with a race horse!

1st and 2nd guy: A what?!?! No way! That's simply impossible.

3rd guy: Impossible, eh? Then explain to me why a found a jockey underneath the bed!!!