Former Vice President Dan Quayle, Former Speaker
of the House Newt Gingrich, and ex-President Bill
Clinton were traveling in a car together in
Kansas.

A tornado came along and whirled them up into the
air and tossed them thousands of yards away.

They were all knocked unconscious.

When they came to and extracted themselves from
the vehicle, they realized they were in the
fabled Land of Oz.

So they decided to go see the famous Wizard of
Oz, who they knew from their childhood reading
was known for granting people their wishes.

Quayle said to his three companions, "I'm going
to ask the Wizard for a brain."

Gingrich responded, "I'm going to ask the Wizard
for a heart."

Clinton spoke up and asked, "Where's Dorothy?"

Another "oldie, but goodie"

thanks,


russ