A dear friend of mine who is Korean and the wife of my Habitat for Humanity partner, sent me this, so I'm blaming her if it's in bad taste. Anyway, she thought it was funny so who am I to argue
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chas
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Why it's so important for immigrants to learn English:
I had a bunch of Euros I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.
The line was short ... just one lady in front of me ... an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. She was a little irritated.
She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".
She yelled, "Fluc you white people, too!", and walked out.