Architect: Someone that is not man enough to be a civil engineer, but not gay enough to be a fashion stylist
Police: The guys who arrive after the incident and take care of the wounded
Baseball: It is what women marry with, but they just don't know it
Diplomat: Someone that tells you to go f#^$% yourself in such a way, that you are eager to do it
Economist: The specialist that will know tomorrow, the reason why his forecasts didn't happen today
Easy: A woman that has the sexual ethics of a man
Quantum Physics Professor: Is a blind man in a dark room, trying to find a black cat which isn't there
Hardware: The part of the computer we can kick when the software malfunctions
Indifferent: The way a woman acts to a man that doesn't interest her. The same act is translated by men as "hard to get"
Intellectual: Any man capable of thinking about any matter not related to sex, for more than 2 hours
Team Job: The chance to blame others
Headache: The contraceptive most used in the 90's
Nanosecond: The elapsed time between a) the traffic light turning green and b) the sound of the horn from the car behind you
Nymphomaniac: The term used by men to describe any woman who expresses desire about sex more frequently than them
Pessimist: An experienced optimist
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