A woman brings her lover in the house while husband is at work, but she doesn't know that her 9 year old son is back from school and hiding in the closet watching her.

Husband comes early and she rushes her lover to the closet as well, not knowing the child is already there, and the following conversation takes place:

The boy says: "It is dark here"
The man says "Yes, it is"
Boy: "I have a baseball glove for sale"
Man: "I am not interested"
Boy: "My father is outside"
Man: "Ok, how much?"
Boy: "$250"

A couple of weeks pass, and the lover is back in the house, the boy in the closet, the husband comes early, and the lover is rushed to the closet again.

The boy says: "It is dark here"
The man says "Yes, it is"
Boy: "I have a baseball bat for sale"

The man remembers the previous time and asks: "Ok, how much"

The boy says "$750"
The man says "Ouch" but pays up...

Few days later, the fathere says to the boy "Bring out your bat and your glove and let's play in the back yard", to whis the boy replies "I don't have them any more, sold them"

The father asks "how much" and the boy says "$1000"

Father is outraged, he says "You can't be serious, you sold them for too much money you took advantage of your friends... go in the church and confess, right now"

Boy goes to church, gets into the confession booth, closes the door and says "It is dark here"
And the priest says "Oh, don't start again, how much this time?"

In that situation, the price(s) was a bargain!

Ah, the memories!

Russ "Former Horndog" Lay