Yesterday was the favorite day of the year for Japanese women. Drum Roll please,


"It's erection day".

"Stand back, ladies. I don't really know how big this thing is"!

"Dillusional" Lay

Jokes like these are hard to come by ..
I'm going to write it down.

60 percent of Japanese doctors have cataracs the other 40 percent drive rincolns.

True stories;
1. My friend, Sydney, owned a Chinese restaurant. He asked me to stop by. I went by several times and didn't see his Cadillac. He called me again mad that I hadn't stopped by. When I told him I had not stopped because I didn't see his car, he said, "my Cadirac went boom. Now I drive a Wolwo (Volvo).

2. My friend Country George, owner of a small restaurant I play, is married to Alice. She's a trim former tennis player, who recently developed a blood pressure problem. She was walking with little tiny steps. When I asked why, she said, "Dr. told me swow down".

Her husband, Country George, always worries about running out of "chicken rivers".

These are good personal friends who are a delight to work for and be around.


Russ

Actually, I'm probably going to move my Friday-Saturday night gig from country Georges to the Asian Restaurant George owns. A popular upscale place just opened a 2nd location in the shopping center he's in. they have music and have offered me the house job. George may open a small jazz room in the back of his place.

Just thinking about it, but it'll probably happen after the first of the year.


R.



[This message has been edited by captain Russ (edited 11-13-2008).]