I'll tell you about New Year's terror. Last year I played at a party in Oklahoma and my FIRST EX-WIFE was there.
Actually we get along fine now that the shock treatments have her condition under control.
Somebody stop me, I'm on a roll here.
The first part of that was even true. We're on good terms though. I was supposed to play the same party this year, but opted out when it looked like they were having an ice storm "up" there.