Speaking of toilet paper.

A man and wife are laying in bed and she asks her husband if they can afford for her to get a boob job.

The husband thinks for a minute and says yeah, we can afford it, but first I want you to try something. Every day for the next 3 months, take some toilet paper and rub it between your boobs. If they haven't grown in 3 months, then we will pay for implants.

She says well how the hell is toilet paper supposed to make my boobs grow???

He says, well it worked on your rear end!