Here too,
I was lucky my son brought me a six pack for my birthday haha. ( plus a present)

He bought me some for Mother’s Day , one year ( back when he had just started work) we’d had an argument over something trivial, so he bought me toilet paper just to prove I’d given him the Sh......’s.
He told the secretary at work what he’d done, and she whacked him over the head with her ruler. Haha.