The ancient Greeks still used stones (called “pessoi”) and fragments of ceramic (the same material as modern flower pots) to wipe. Some of these wiping relics have been discovered with people's names inscribed on them, suggesting that the Greeks would wipe their asses with the names of their enemies.

https://www.dudeproducts.com/blogs/story/the-history-of-wiping


and people have used their fingers and a bowl of water for 5000 years
...now your complaining?