OK, I'll try....
I was dating this really plain girl from South Philly, when I decided to get into better physical shape. I took her to the zoo, but it was winter and most of the animals were sleeping, or really tired.
I started running through the Italian Market, but I sampled so much of the great foods that I actually put ON a few lbs!
So, I decided to lift some weights while running. I grabbed my B3, strapped it to my back and ran up the steps to the Art Museum ...whew, that WAS tough !
Anyway - my girl was so impressed by the effort that she started dressing better, and when I looked closer - MAN, she was gorgeous ! ( wonder of wonders ! )
So, then I got entered in this B3 contest with Joey DiFrancesco, but he's kinda "past his prime", and he couldn't even get up the first FEW steps of the Art Museum, so I passed him by without breaking a sweat !
The crowd went nuts, I won the competition, and Joey and I had some Rocky Road Ice Cream to celebrate my victory ! yay me !
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