I didn't think so, but here it is anyway.
A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists.
Ø Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Ø If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Ø War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Ø Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Ø To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; To steal from many is research.
Ø A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
Ø I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Ø A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Ø The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Ø I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure..
Ø I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
Ø You're never too old to learn something stupid.
chas
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"Faith means not wanting to know what is true." [Nietzsche]