I found the lyrics. It is apparently a campfire song.
The Rooster
We had some hens, no eggs would they lay,
We had some hens, no eggs would they lay.
My spouse said, �Honey, this isn�t funny.
We�re loosing money.� No eggs would they lay.
One day a rooster came into our yard,
He caught those hens right off of their guard.
They�re laying eggs now, just like they use ta,
Ever since that rooster came into our yard.
They�re laying eggs now, just like they use ta,
Ever since that rooster came into our yard.
We had a cow, no milk would she give, [Repeat.]
My spouse said, �Honey, this isn�t funny.
We�re loosing money.� No milk would she give.
One that rooster came into our yard,
He caught the cow right off of her guard.
She giving eggnog, that�s more than she use ta,
Ever since that rooster came into our yard.
She giving eggnog, that�s more than she use ta,
Ever since that rooster came into our yard.
We had a field, no crops would it grow . . . . We�re raising eggplant . . . .
We had a dog, no pups did she have . . . . She�s delivering pooched eggs . . . .
Me and my wife, no kids did we have . . . . We�re raising egg heads . . . .
We had a gum machine, no gum would it give . . . . We�re getting chiclets . . . .
We had a garden, no flowers would it grow . . . . We�re growing chickweed . . . .
We had some fish, but they wouldn�t grow . . . . We�re raising tuna, it�s the chicken of the sea . . . .
We had a car, but it wouldn�t run . . . . We have a yolkswagen . . .
We had a comedian, no laughs could he get . . . . He�s telling yokes now . . . .
We had a army, no battles did we win . . . . We�re getting shelled now . . . .
We had a cannon, but it wouldn�t fire . . . . We have no rooster . . . .
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