I just had this sent to me ..... it's NOT my words. Just some political humor. (redundant??)

Honoring a Former President....
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor one of the
nation's most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton.
The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada this year.

When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied: "I don't know, I never had one."

American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly.

Clinton lacked only three things to have become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, and wisdom.

Clinton was doing the work of three men: Moe, Larry & Curly.

Revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

You know, politicians and diapers have one thing in common. Both should be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Not redundant, UD, just not appropriate. Many of your previous posts convey your disaffection with Mr. Clinton, just as many other members have expressed a totally opposite view. Clinton is no longer a president, he is old news, and only people who want to distract attention from the current troubles (of which there are many), would keep regurgitating Clinton's misdeeds. The only purpose your post would serve is to promote the acrimonious debate between the members of this otherwise harmonious forum.

I think that we will do everyone a favor if we try to focus our discussions on our music, technique, gear, etc., - all of the areas where we all respect UD's opinions.

As an alternative, we should ask Nigel to make sure that each post containing Clinton jokes would contain the same number of Bush jokes (like NPR), and delete all other posts as biased.

I thought it was supposed to be a joke. At least me and my fiance had a great laugh. Many great laughs as a matter of fact.

We enjoyed it so much we printed it and are going to share this with others.

BTW: Do you know the one thing not to tell an albino? LIGHTEN UP!

Scott Langholff

[This message has been edited by Scott Langholff (edited 01-20-2003).]

Alex.
I agree with you.
Terry

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Uncle Dave..good stuff..Thanks for the laugh..

Uncle Dave..Thanks for the laugh...Good Stuff

Don't be so serious. It's a joke. I tell joke about LOTS of things.

Now thats funny.....

Alex K,

friend, lighten up and laugh now.

Like minds like the same things.

Grandpa Doug