It was that cold here yesterday, I saw several guys pushing a bungalow down the street...tryin' to jump start the oil furnace.

Buddy down the road from me, said it was that cold in the house last week after the power went off, that the flame on the candle froze and they couldn't blow it out.

He threw it out the window, and the next day, when it got warmer, the candle flame thawed out and set the field on fire.

Thank goodness for global warming!